this was just too rich

So I finally went running in Washington. It was mahvelous! I actually went with mom and dad (they're training for their Ragnar Relay in July) and afterwards we were stretching in the front room. Dad had turned off the lights and was playing relaxing "zen" music while we stretched.

Alyssa walked in and said: "Wow, all we need are some candles and some incense burning!"

Mom says: "Ummm, if you burn incense in this house you will be kicked out. I HATE the smell of incense!"

Me (being smart.... trying to be smart) says: "Mom, you like potpourri but not incense, how does THAT work out?"

Mom: "Incense smells like flowery marijuana Jess".

Me: "OH"

Alyssa: "So.... the wise men gave the baby Jesus marijuana at Christmas?!"

Me: "Lysa... that was FRANKINCENSE, not incense"

Like I said.... this was just too rich to go un-posted :)